Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the hell are you doing. What. The hell. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the HELL are we not even going the speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Crap is that a cop? No.
Me: Crap THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
Me: Go screw yourself.
(Source: lordspock, via brown-eyed-couture)
